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Movie: Twilight

Time Watched: 7:15 p.m. (I was of a sound mind)

Personal Rating: 2 out of 10

RANT:

This is by far probably one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my entire life. Why did they even BOTHER making this movie?!

First of all, sorry for everyone that loved this movie. But Natsu was thoroughly disappointed. Okays. I know it wasn’t supposed to be EXACTLY like the book…but they totally MESSED THINGS UP!!!!!

First Complaint: CHARACTERS.

CHARLIE: He’s hideous ppl. Im sorry but when I imagined Bella’s solo father, I was hoping he wasn’t THAT solo/distant. Plus he looks like a country hick. I imagines him as clean shaven, modern hairstyle, kinda happy, but also easily flustered/embarrassed. He like, NEVER SMILED ONCE in this movie. He seemed like he was mad all the time. I didn’t like that bc it gives an unreal feel to the character. And totally not him.

ERIC: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!? I NEVER IMAGINES ERIC AS AN ASIAN!!!!!!! No…no….NO. Eric is supposed to be the laid-back guy. Not the hyper HEYYYYY!!!! BELLA’S MY HOMEBOY!!! And a complete jerk at times too :/ I saw him as the sweet , shy type. The movie killed him.

MIKE: He and Eric seemed to get their roles mixed up. Mike is supposed to be straight-forward!!!! In the movie he’s pretty much shy. I DIDN’T LIKE THAT. His eyes were beautiful…but I saw him in the book as a LOT more good looking :/

ALL OTHER SIDE CHARACTERS: Meh, they just really messed them up. Nothing like they were in the book. I felt like the were strangers.

Alice looked too old. Rosalie was not like a model. Emmet looked fine. Edward may have looked a bit…YOUNG?!?!?! Seriously in some of the scenes he looked 16 XD…Ill get to Jasper later. Carlisle… he want good looking at all…I imagined him more… Perfect XD

Second Complaint: STORY OVERALL.

People… they didn’t stick to the story at all, and honestly if you had not read the book you would have no idea what was going on… It jumped around. One minute Bella is one place all happy, the other she’s walking into the woods?!?!?!?! It was like they didn’t have enough time to put all the story in there so they chopped it up and just threw random pieces in. The dialogue was short and choppy and not well written. I thought SM was supposed to be on the set? Edward acted mopey a lot of the time…and desperate. GEH it was just awfully written and acted out.

Third Compla---- I GIVE UP.

THE ONLY THING THAT SAVED THIS MOVIE WAS THE KISSING SCENE AND JASPER.

The kissing scene to me is EXACTLY how I wanted it to be >////>;;; In the book it seemed a bit more careful, but in the movie they got it ON BABY. Bella was all on TOP OF EDWARD MAN XD;;;;;

And Jasper…Oh. My. Goodness. The VERY DEFINITION OF HAWTNESS SUPREME.

MEEPORNO I HATE YOU FOR GETTING TO RUB ALL OVER HIM. NEXT TIME SEND ME A TICKET TO RUB ON HIM TOO. I dunno the actors name but from now on I am a huge fan girl. I love Jasper…so much. Tho in the book he seemed a lot more laid back…and he never got to display his power, which made me sad. *DROOLS OVER JASPER*

So yeah, sorry for flooding you with one of many Twilight Movie rants you will receive. I just was thoroughly disappointed in it. The only reason I went to go watch it is to say Ive seen it and to see how bad it was XD;;;;

Over and out.



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